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Monday, June 14, 2010

Random Stories

For the record, I didn't make the last post so that was a little questionable. Should I be worried? Anywho, I have quite a few classic Launa stories that I would like to record so that when she has a crazy child I can tell her how much I relate...

A few weeks ago, I set my wallet down in a store and couldn't find it. I was in a panick looking for and she told me "I know where it is. I'll show you". She lead me to the wallet and then said "next time, give it to me and I won't lose it."

I was nursing Kate and Launa let the cats in. When I told her to get the cat out NOW she told me "no, I can't -- she has boobs". It's a mommy cat and it is kind-of gross. Evidently, she noticed.

Last weekend, I was cleaning and Launa got mad at me. She locked my bedroom door and shut it and told me "Ha ha, now you can't get in your bedroom." I had no key and had to rifle through my Mom's collection of keys to find one. Mark got one of those phone calls from a crazy wife that day. :)

She told me "I saw you and Daddy in the shower together and it was UGLY!" Really, we werne't doing anything. It was a simple case of being in a hurry and rushing in and out of the shower. Still, you don't sneak anything by her.

Today she snatched a little trinket from Craft Warehouse and sneakily hid it under her silky blanket. We had to take it back and have an embarrassing conversation with the Cashier. I hope she learned her lesson.

Mark was peeing with the door open. Launa saw him peeing standing up and said "hey, how are you doing that?"

I am a sucker for hats. Today, I was trying some on while shopping and Kate was in my Baby Bjorn. I tried on this oversized pink, floppy hat and Kate tilted her head back so she could see me and laughed hysterically. Needless to say, that one went back on the rack. If a 9 month old was laughing, it must have been outlandishy large. :)

Good news on the house front!! We are FINALLY starting this week!! It occupies my thoughts at night because I'm so excited!!

9 comments:

Tiffany Fackrell said...

these stories CRACKED ME UP!!! Ok i have a really silly question...but how do you pronounce Launa name? I keep coming up with different things in my head and it is driving me nutso!

Also I was really really sad I didn't get to stop and say hi when you were in our ward in Pasco for your little neices baby blessing. I teach the sunbeams and I didn't have a spare second. Plus my little 3 year old was TOTALLY ready for nursery and ran out of the chapel as fast as she could. so next time you visit hunt me down! HA!

tonyandalli said...

Hee Hee Ha Ha! What a character! I love it... and I want pics of the house in all its stages. I do love a good house build.

Andersen said...

Thanks for the good laugh! I needed that today! Congrats on getting your house started. Hey, next time lock the door when you and Mark are taking a shower together. You can scare a girl! ;)

The McGary's said...

I love the shower comment!! That girl cracks me up. Excited to finally get this house buidling show on the road. Lucky you, yours will be done WAY before ours!

ellsworth family said...

She so reminds me of you. That is too funny. Thanks for the laugh.

vvjenks said...

You forgot "Jesus doesn't love You!"

Your life will never be dull--Look at the bright side--no boring days!!

Kyle & Beth Pettit said...

Launa cracks me up. She sounds like a real character.
(I'm not sure if I have ever commented on your blog before, but just so you don't think I am some crazy person this is Beth (Rodstol)).

allyson said...

Oh Ashley, Ashley. Just like Alli, I am loving the stories but I was a little worried when your text came in...like you were on the verge. You need to start drinking (Diet Pepsi that is).

Drew and Valarie's Family Blog said...

Yay on the house info!! I hear you and Jande will be neighbors! How fun is that!?!!? seriously! We are just under going getting plans finalized with our new house construction. You'll have to fill me in on whose building yours and document it all on your blog! i'd love to see the progress! Your Launa is So funny!!!!